Should I go to tomorrow’s (well I guess technically today’s) open mic at 16th and Mission? Maybe, maybe. 

There’s a dude in front of my house shouting “Drop your weapon you lousy human” at passing cars and then when they don’t stop he’s making a gun with his hand, pointing, and shouting “Fire! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.”

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email.com. EMAIL.COM. Come on scamming company, you could have tried harder than that.

slydig:

this is my attempt of the cup song 

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thinknoblethoughts:

I took a 7 week coast to coast road trip after being laid off from Boeing. I didn’t have a camper but realized that being able to pull off the road at a rest or truck stop was the way to go to make the trip affordable. With a few sheets of 1/2” plywood and misc. hardware this is what I came up with. The effort was well worth the time and materials.

perfect.

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Why am I so bad with communication?

fffawnndeer:

ALICE GLASS,

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This. THIS.

cataquacks:

i’m too lazy to draw this but you just known this geek-ass pokemon had his books knocked out of his hands every morning and he’d crawl around trying to find his enormous glasses that are his only facial feature

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Cooked Quorn chicken today! It was delish and I’m still alive. Success!